Exact opposites

Dear Editor,

Is there a difference between a Republican and a Democrat?

You bet!

A Democrat puts his shoes on one foot at a time. The Republican exactly the opposite, so you can tell them apart.

Or, take the mystery of liberals and conservatives. One is conservative and the other liberal, and versa visa.

It is this sort of thing that makes be wonder if, when one party is in power, the other is making snowballs to throw at the other.

At least the issues are clearly defined.

They all work hard for peace, freedom and democracy.

Stephen Stramel,

McCook, Nebraska