Let's clone big ears
Research funding should be increased to clone big ears. President Bush should be allowed to grow bigger ears. Why? So he can better hear what the enemy is saying. Total victory in Iraq is only possible by ... the bigger the ears, the better.
That's what I always say.
Even though his ears flop to one side and then the other every time he tries to form a coherent sentence in his mind, we Americans should be proud and thankful such a man is leading the Democracy. By they way, did you vote in the last election? Do you read the King James version of the Bible?
If not, why not?
The Bible should be sent to Iraq so the people can interpret themselves without government interference.
The price of gasoline should go down to about 5 cents per gallon. The price of newspapers should increase so communists cannot afford them.