Where they went

Dear Editor,

A high school guy came up to the van and said, he figured out the conspiracy.

I said, "the one about Kennedy shooting?" No was his answer. I said "the one that we really didn't land on the moon?" Again no was his answer.

He then told, that the end of World War II All the Nazi's came to the Americas and snuck into our country from Mexico. I said, "go on."

He said " then the Nazis came to the middle of America and one town. OK -- what town?

His answer was "McCook."

I said "so who are the Nazis in McCook?" He said "they are all teachers."

Laughing, I said you got any proof? he said, yes, as Germany is a lot father north than Nebraska so it is much hotter here than in Germany.

He said all the teacher complain about the heat, but their closets are cooler, why?

We finished with me saying this, "you need a hobby or a full-time girl friend as you got way to much time on your hands."

At the store, I have three hot rod guys stop by the store quite often with their gas-eating big motors. As God is My witness, all three, coming at different times this last week were riding bikes.

Bill Donze

McCook