Fish out of water
Mike Hendricks is a hopeless fish out of water in conservative, law-abiding Neb-raska.
If things are so bad there, he should move here to California where, I'm sure, he'd be right at home with the millions of left-wingers, criminals, Hollywood wackos, illegal aliens, homosexuals and various other immoral scum.
Unless you live in a place like Beverly Hills or Malibu, you're liable to be picked off while walking down the street by a drive-by gangbanger.
Some people there don't realize how good they have it. Hey, Mike, I'd trade places with you in a minute.
Baldwin Park, Calif.