Send your old Christmas trees to Afghanistan
Christmas is over and it is time to take down all your cheap phony decorations.
You know, all those plastic santy-clauses, candy canes, colored bulbs and etcetera.
No problem. You just put them inter boxes and consign them to the attic or basement till next year.
But what about real Christmas trees?
Bundle them up and ship them to Afghanistan or someplace like that so our troops can use them for camouflage.