Addicted to scripture

Dear Editor,

How often do you read the Bible?

Once a day? Seldom? Never?

Many years ago I was dignosed with scriptomania: Constantly ready and quoting the Bible. Even one small scripture made me tipsy.

Then it became a vile habit. I began hiding Bibles int he attic and cellar so as not to run short.

Often I consumed an entire book in one night, only to wake up in the morning ashamed ofmyself.

If you have a Bible problem or know one who needs help, contact B.A. (Bibleholics anonymous).

Steve Stramel,

McCook, Neb.