Create a shrine to George W. Bush
The vacated city auditorium has been a topic of discussion: What to do with it?
One plausible solution is this: Convert it into the George W. Bush Shrine of Democracy.
The finest president in American history (only a few nutjobs would dispute it) had big ears, huge gigantic colossal ears.
If cast in bronze and properly displayed at the shrine, the life-size ear sculpture (40 inches tall) would be a major boon to the economy.