Mutual conversion

Dear Editor,

Fall is rapidly approaching and it is time to start making plans for going to school.

The cost of college tuition keeps rising.

The intellectuals in our universities are woefully underpaid and many are out of work.

It is painful to see academics wandering our streets and alleys digging through garbage cans looking for aluminum cans to sell for a dollar or two.

What more need I show you to prove the universal correlation of the physical forces of matter and the mutual conversion of money into gas, or is it gas into money?

Steve Stramel,

McCook, Nebraska