Enroll in college!

Dear Editor,

To get a good job, get a good education. Stay in school and collect as many degrees as possible. I've known dozens of diploma jockeys who do no physical work. They teach classes and in their spare time, write useless letters to the editor (such as this).

Don't waste your time digging ditches or shining shoes.

Enroll in college today!

Stephen Stramel,

McCook