Letter to the Editor

Terrorist UFOs?

Monday, September 21, 2009

Dear Editor,

Several days ago I saw some huge things floating in the air over my house.

What were they? They could have been communists or terrorists.

In the best interest of democracy, I urge all citizens to shoot at all unidentified flying objects over your legally owned trash. If not, the enemy could attack, invade and occupy.

Steve Stramel,

McCook

Comments
View 5 comments
Note: The nature of the Internet makes it impractical for our staff to review every comment. Please note that those who post comments on this website may do so using a screen name, which may or may not reflect a website user's actual name. Readers should be careful not to assign comments to real people who may have names similar to screen names. Refrain from obscenity in your comments, and to keep discussions civil, don't say anything in a way your grandmother would be ashamed to read.
  • *

    Is this really the best letter to the editor your receive at the Gazette? Sad.

    -- Posted by SWNebr Transplant on Mon, Sep 21, 2009, at 3:40 PM
  • I can't believe this makes its way on the opinion page, comics perhaps, but definitely not opinion.

    -- Posted by Dudley Dawson on Mon, Sep 21, 2009, at 9:57 PM
  • Hey Chunky and Trannie,

    Get a life. Tongue in cheek joshin' is a High Plains tradition.

    You boys are takin' yourselves way too seriously.

    Steve, would we be correct in suspicioning them there UFO's might have been flying garbage bags?

    -- Posted by HerndonHank on Tue, Sep 22, 2009, at 2:52 AM
  • Although I understand the importance of shooting UFOs and terrorists, this would only serve as a tool for gun control lobbyists to shut down the 2nd amendment. After all, the liberal left never understands the importance of keeping our trash safe from Al-Qaeda.

    -- Posted by bjo on Wed, Sep 23, 2009, at 12:18 PM
  • Dear McCook Gazette,

    Please don't publish letters such as this. Other states already look at nebraska as a bunch of dumb gun-toting hicks and this letter just helps them solidify their judgement.

    -- Posted by S&DC on Tue, Sep 29, 2009, at 8:14 AM
Respond to this story

Posting a comment requires free registration: