Letter to the Editor
Heresy charges
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Dear Editor,
The first original wheel was discovered by Prof. Smedley Q. Fungus of the University of Southern North Carolina. Several years later, the first known authentic Bible was reprinted at the tiny village of Vondervotittis in the Dutch Alps.
It was copyrighted later by Martin Luther King Sr., around 1500 A.D.
Anyone caught distributing or quoting bogus translations should be taken into custody and charged with heresy.
Steve Stramel,
McCook