Letter to the Editor

Heresy charges

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Dear Editor,

The first original wheel was discovered by Prof. Smedley Q. Fungus of the University of Southern North Carolina. Several years later, the first known authentic Bible was reprinted at the tiny village of Vondervotittis in the Dutch Alps.

It was copyrighted later by Martin Luther King Sr., around 1500 A.D.

Anyone caught distributing or quoting bogus translations should be taken into custody and charged with heresy.

Steve Stramel,


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  • Oh, Yeh? Well, I'm just gonna have something really sharp to say, just as soon as I figure out what you just said. So there. Ha Have you figured out how old MLK Sr. was when he sired MLK Jr.? I'm gone.

    In Messiah, His Shalom, and understanding. Arley

    -- Posted by Navyblue on Thu, Mar 26, 2009, at 2:50 PM
  • Heresy is a chargable offense and laymen like Steve get away with the brutal slaughter of the Egnlish language.

    I didn't know we were in Salem...

    -- Posted by billyjb on Thu, Mar 26, 2009, at 3:03 PM
  • Uh, billyjb, I'm all for proper grammar, spelling, and the like, but you'd make a better point if you'd proofread your posts before submitting them. If there's some sort of joke in mentioning the "Egnlish" language, however, then I don't get it.

    -- Posted by bjo on Thu, Mar 26, 2009, at 4:27 PM
  • What should the punishment of heresy be? And more importantly, who should dish out the punishment?

    -- Posted by Dudley Dawson on Thu, Mar 26, 2009, at 9:20 PM
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