I would like to thank the good, sensible citizens of Nebraska for helping to bail out California with your share of the $31 billion stimulus gift to us by the Federal Frankenstein. The reason you're getting a meter pittance of the stimulus is because you didn't vote for Commissar Obama, as we overwhelmingly did.
This $31 billion will almost wipe out our $42 billion deficit (more than the total U.S. domestic budget under President Kennedy in 1963) and will enable the leftwing Democrat legislature to further lavish billions of dollars on the 10 million illegal aliens here, and continue to pay cops, firemen, prison guards and other public union employees $150,000 a year. They can then retire in 20 years and draw a pension at 80 percent of their bloated salaries.
The public unions run the state by contributing billions of dollars to the loony Democrats in return for favors and astronomical salaries. Our current budget is $105 billion! Even this humongous sum hasn't prevented California from becoming a third-world nation, and taxpayers here are voting with their feet.
Anyway, thanks suckers! Our governor, the Jerkinator, who's become a pawn of the Kennedy Royal Family, also thanks you.
Baldwin Park, Calif.