The Museum of Democracy, I am pleased to announce, will soon be built in Norris Park. Through a generous benefactor (whose name I can't remember) has given me a check for $1 and 95 cents. With this stupendous sum, they will change the oil, wash and wax, and even give you a lube job.
If this isn't freedom, then what is?
The Museum of Democracy will have only one central feature: A 90-foot-tall ear. You get what you pay for.