Letter to the Editor
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Monday, June 23, 2008
Dear Editor,
As the cost of gasoline skyrockets, so does the price of fireworks. We Americans should be thankful we can afford the finest, even though they are often made in Japan.
Yet there are many little Iraqi children who will not be able to celebrate their democratization by setting off little bombs. Why? Because their family cannot afford it. Please send any money you have left from your economic stimulus check to the new democratic government of the recently bombed Red, White and Blue Zone of Baghdad.
Also send books and pornographic magazines.
Sincerely yours,
Steve Stramel,
McCook