The Green House

Dear Editor,

Rumors in circulation about President Bush's mental condition are entirely unfounded. The facts are clear. He says the same things over. And over. And not only that, he repeats himself. (In a recent speech, I counted "terrorism" 14 times).

And now, his ears are 18 inches long. The Iraqi people will vote in October. This gives George B. Junior plenty of time to resign and run for president of Iraq.

If elected, he could strut around the Green House (White House -- get it? ha, ha -- Green Zone -- Iraq --Baghdad?)

Sincerely,

Steve Stramel,

McCook