Letter to the Editor

Walk safely

Monday, March 17, 2008

Dear Editor,

As spring comes, I see many people walking, from moms with kids to elderly getting exercise and people hungry for a visit with most anyone.

What many overlook is that in America more than 1 million dog bites happen yearly.

Living next to a trailer court for 34 years, I know all too well about mean dogs.

So, I have, over the years, carried tear gas with poor results. I also have had to run for my life a few times, but I am getting too old to run these days so I came up with this and it seems to stop every dog I have had trouble with as I live on the streets.

Spend a dollar and get some cheap soft dog treats. Don't stop there though; get a can of cat food. Dip the dog treat in the cat food and let dry. You now have a secret weapon that will stop most mean dogs in their tracks.

My best story was going out to a farmer's home, and he owned two mean German shepherds. When he called me, he said "don't even try to get out of your car, or they will bite you. Just honk and I will come out to see you."

Well I got there and the dogs came up growling. I rolled down the window about a inch and dropped out four dog treats and they slowly ate them, and the food switch was turned on. I then rolled the window clear down and dropped out more. Finally I opened the door and the dogs took the treats from my hand. I then got out as they quietly followed me as I gave more treats. I knocked on his door and there was never a more surpised man than he. Now a full charging dog may not be stopped by kitty dipped dog treats but this 5-cent idea may save you a stay in the hospital including rabies shots at the cost of tens of thousands dollars if man's best friend wants trouble.

Bill Donze,

McCook

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  • Bill, I once had a friend who loved munching on 'Gravy Train' dog food as a TV snack. What you describe would have had that friend begging to be your friend. (I offer this on the light side). Good advise to foot traffic, as we remember that many dogs haven't had much of a choice of chewables all winter. Ha!

    -- Posted by Navyblue on Mon, Mar 17, 2008, at 3:17 PM
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