Letter to the Editor
Norris Park trees
Monday, February 25, 2008
Dear Editor,
The latest hot topic in McCook has left some citizens out on a limb.
Specifically, the trees in Norris Park.
Should we branch out and find other roots? Or perhaps develop shady plans?
My proposal is this:
Let the trees be used by the military for target practice. After they are all shot away, a 100-foot tall statue of President Bush, with 200-foot ears will be placed at the center of the park.
These huge ears, if properly lubricated and connected to a generator, could develop enough wind power.
Steve Stramel,
McCook