Worked up over fireworks
The fireworks issue has generated considerable debate. The facts in the matter are clear.
The loud noisees are an expression of patriotism.
In evil foreign countries, where they don't have democracy, freedom is not allowed and so they don't have enough money to buy explosives.
If the City Council doesn't like fireworks, they should go to another town that does.
P.S. When we win the war in Iraq.