To give or keep?

Dear Editor,

How did Bill Gates and Warren Buffett sneak that much money past their wives?

Their combined wealth is a pittance to the cost of the Iraq war! (One live Saddam Hussein is a poor trade for any dead American!)

The Road Department and Border Security could both use a donation!

The death tax is fairer than the income tax! Could Bill Gates and Warren Buffett be circumventing it? "For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?" Mark 8:36.

Frank Sowers,

Benkelman

P.S. A common-law marriage is better than an abortion!