Little green men

Dear Editor,

If you see little green men with pointed ears jabbering with their antennas on, they might be suspected militants escaped from prison farms.

They might be trying to destroy our American values and way of life.

On the other hand, if you see a man dressed in a shirt and tie with huge ears and an American flag lapel pin, it could be President Bush.

The Martians could invade us unless we attack first.

This is why GW has been kicking a-- in Iraq the last nearly three years.

The enemy is still there! They are barbaric, uncivilized and uneducated.

(Some even have body odor).

In the next election, the Iraqi people will vote again.

Steve Stramel,

McCook