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Dear Editor,

Professor Garth Fungus of the University of Eastern West Virginia, in his recent book "Christain Fundalmentalism and Feeble-mindedness" writes coherently some of the time and gibberish most of the time.

In Chapter 3 he discards the theory of evolution because monkeys have been known to have letters published in the Gazette. Concerning the Holy Bible is the word of God, because somewhere in the Bible it says so.

Can he prove it? You bet. God knows how to spell, use correct grammar, and had a college education. He even proofread his Bible before it was published by Borus Senslus Co.

Chapter 12 is a documentary on Bible-quoting parrots.

In the final chapter, Professor Fungus says there is a Bible twice the size of the moon heading straight toward the earth at 100,000 mph.

Send in your life insurance premiums before it is too late!

Your friend,

Steve Stramel

McCook