Where were there?

Dear Editor,

This is in response to the insightful commentary on "Silence is Yellow, (http://www.mccookgazette.com/story/1092638.html)" I am outraged that there were no teen nudist camps available when I was in high school, and so I'm going to do something about it.

I am going to join with the ACLU and DSOS (Demonic Spirits of Satan) and I'm going to sponsor a summer Teen Nudist Camp.

It won't be for just any teen though, it will only accept homosexual polygamist teens escaping from prostitution rings and satanic abortion clinics. Midget pirates will recieve a gift certificate to (a restaurant) when they register. I think it should meet on Sundays from 9-12 right across from the (church).

I'd really like it to promote awareness and maybe even host other support groups such as the Free Michael (Jackson) campaign which promotes a child's right to porn, alcohol (ie, "Jesus Juice") and prayerless schools.

I'm planning to recruit volunteer camp counselors from MHS and MCC. Demons will be encouraged to apply, as well as anyone else who does not possess pictures of the ten commandments or t-shirts with the words, "blood of Jesus."

To get the ball rolling, I'm asking for donation amounts of $3. I'm also hoping I will be allowed to speak at MHS pep rallies and assemblies to encourage students not to be shy about showing off their still-developing bodies, and not to let petty issues like the rigorous 365 day football practice schedule, conflicting schedules with other Bible camps, or being arrested for public indecency get in the way of their nudist camp dreams.

Suzanne Trail,

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