Don't take a chance

Dear Editor,

As election day rapidly approaches, few citizens could be unaware of a major issue: gambling.

Is there a clear, well-thought-out reasoning voters can use to base their voice at the polls?

The successful gambler is by definition "psychic."

By this I mean, he "feels lucky." The mind can and does control elements of pure chance. Thus, the greater one's intellect, the better the chances of winning.

I found this out in a recent book, "Numerology Out and Inside" written by U.B. Broke and I.B. Rich. (Spurious Publishing Co., Las Vegas, 947 pp.)

My fellow gambers:

Get out and vote next Tuesday. Don't take a chance!

Steve Stramel

McCook