Letter to the Editor

Talented president

Tuesday, April 13, 2004

Dear Editor,

Among his many talents, Pres. G.W. is an intellectual. His lexical-functional grammar and syntax is unparalleled in western thought.

In fact, George Bush has invented a new language. The vocabulary is immense: freedom, democracy, evil madmen, bring them to justice, etc. and etcetera.

He never says the same thing over and over again, like "we're going to bring them to justice" or "will not surrender to evil-doers" and his infamous cliche, "bring democracy again to the uncivilized." Throw out your candy egg Easter rabbits, this guy Bush talks war, bloody war and hardball capitalism at all costs.

Steve Stramel,


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