Watch for enemy

Dear Editor,

My fellow Americans:

Exactly where is the enemy? Out there, somewhere.

I possibly saw an enemy at Kelley Park yesterday. Or, it might have been a tree. If it was an enemy, it might be carrying germs or poisons or something.

Or, something could be hidden somewhere. All we know for certain is the enemy is somewhere, maybe.

My fellow Americans -- report all possible sightings of the enemy to authorities. Take all precautions if you go out of your house.

Never, ever go out at night! If you must take out the trash, be very careful. There might be an enemy hiding in the dumpster. If you go out in the daytime, always walk backward. That way, the enemy can't sneak up on you.

Steve Stramel,

McCook