Missed it

Thursday, September 5, 2002

OK, OK, so I missed the goldarn Second Coming or Going. I predicted 3 a.m. July 15, and the reason I missed is because the Devil messed up my calculations, which have now been recalculated by my Intelligence Sources in Screwball Okla., based on Jerusalem rainfall (1,870 feet) times the width of the Ark (120 cubits) divided by the number of goats eaten by Jesus (17, which is a prime number).

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