Drafting a quick reaction

Bouncing along with some quick NBA draft remarks is the Gazette’s own basketball-shaped bouncing babyish idiot R.B. Headley:

1. R.B. doesn’t even like the NBA much.

“I enjoyed it this year because there was no Lebron,” he said.

2. So his first guarantee surrounds NBA star Anthony Davis, now a Laker with LeBron after his trade last weekend.

“Davis would have enjoyed many more great moments with Zion Williamson as Pelicans then he ever will with LeBron’s Lakers.”

3. Ja Morant loves to go full speed with both passes and dunks.

“He’ll be great in the NBA since nobody guards anything until at least playoff time.”

4. R.B.’s beloved Tar Heels had three NBA first-round draft choices, which probably explains why they weren’t the best last season.

5.Watch out for R.J. Barrett, who R.B. almost liked better than Zion last season. Sadly R.J. is a New York Knickerbocker.

A Husker drafted? Big surprise of draft. But go Isaiah Roby!