Firework fruitcakes

Dear Editor,

Memorial Day is past and now is the time to start buying your fireworks.

The cheapest and lowest quality are made in Communist China, because they don't have freedom, democracy and free enterprise.

When handling M-80s or even bottle rockets, make sure dogs, cats and children are out of the way.

Fireworks should be allowed everywhere, even in Israel.

But not in Iran, where they might be making atomic bombs.

Do not be misled by the fruitcakes who say fireworks are dangerous, useless and a complete waste of time and money.

Stephen Stramel,

McCook, Nebraska