Money saving 4th

Dear editor,

Next year when July 4th rolls around:

To save money and avoid an accident, get a flash light, take colored ellophane, (red, white or blue, you name it) and tape it over the lense.

Then take a kazoo, make a whistle and toss the flashlight into the air. Then stamp around on some of those plastic bags with air bubbles. It will go pop! pop! pop pop pop... pop!

Then slam the lid down on your garbage can. It will go bang! There you have it -- American democracy and freedom in action. By doing this terrorism will end and the communists will not confiscate your property.

Steve Stramel

McCook