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Friday, Dec. 13, 2013
Pace ChangePosted Wednesday, July 14, 2010, at 1:18 PM
With yet another delay in stopping the gusher in the Gulf, the news just gets worse daily it seems. With that in mind, I pass along some of my email for your consideration...
Forgetter Be Forgotten?
My forgetter's getting better,
For when I'm 'here' I'm wondering
If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment ,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
...Then You Are Probably.........
The Family Dog!
The most frightening phrase... "We're here from the government, and we're here to help you"