To Bruce Crosby

The closest I could come to Bruce, I know it wont make you swoon, There might be a little likeness, If only Bruce would croon a tune.

So Bruce can have some warning, and head for the door:

To Bruce Crosby

By Arley Steinhour for 082611

Happy Birthday to Bruce Crosby,

Or is it really Mister Bing?

So long as it's not 'Cross Bee,'

We just might ask him to sing.

Alas, that's not the thing to do,

On the day of his Birth,

Sing or dance, with, or before,

Fill his day with Mirth.

Remember that it takes a year,

For him to qualify again,

Fill his day with food, song and cheer,

His next, has not yet ever been.