My son brought home a puppy, he dragged it through the gate; before I could say, 'It might bite,' my son found out, too Late. Ponder, please, and Turn your heart to Jesus.
D C News
By Arley Steinhour 082311
Washington, the rock of ages,
Shaking and Quaking their fare;
Evacuated White house of Pages,
Without going anywhere.
An E Q, strength of 5 point 6,
Did make the eyeballs flap;
Fear and laughter pick-up sticks,
Let Satan take the Rap.
The Congressmen were out of town,
The quaking had no foe;
The shaking rattled all to frown,
Reaction wasn't slow.
News picture said a lawn chair,
Fell completely on its side;
Bent and damaged grass fare;
News worthy, Editor cried:
'Perhaps we've earned disaster care,
With extra on the side;
We have to stabilize that chair,
So constituents don't think we lied.
The folks way-out Nebraska way,
Won't mind paying part of bill;
So long as they can football play,
And have their Saturday thrill.'
A Senator, I believe, is rushing back to town;
In his case, a ton of Pork;
To bolster numbers, so re-election's sound,
They'll quit thinking him a dork.
Offered on the lighter side,
The world has gone insane;
Sadly, this offering ain't no joke,
As Noah cried, 'I's gonna RAIN.'