Forgotten Forgetter

I could have mailed it, that's what I'd do, If I could find my list, that remembers 'you.'

I couldn't 'just' send it on,

I had to play with the words,

Before my memory is gone.

So, don't be mad, if you don't understand,

My way is sometimes strange,

More suited to the old guy I am,

One living happy, on the Range.

Yeee-Haaa!!! and AMEN. Arley

Forgotten Forgetter?

Author Unknown 032311

My forgetter's getting better,

But my rememberer is broke

To you that may sound funny

But, to me, that ain't no joke

For when I'm 'here' I'm wondering

If I really should be 'there'

And, when I try to think it through,

I haven't got a prayer!

Oft times I walk into a room,

Say 'what am I here for?'

I wrack my brain, but all in vain!

A zero, is my score.

At times I put something away

Where it's safe, but, Gee!

The person it is safest from

Is, most generally, me!

When shopping I may see someone,

Say 'Hi' and have a chat,

Then, when the person walks away

Myself, I ask, 'who on Earth was that?

Yes, my forgetter's getting better

While my rememberer is broke,

It's driving me plumb crazy

And that, folks, ain't No joke.

CAN YOU RELATE???

You will, just age a bit.