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My Trip To the Dark Side

Posted Saturday, September 3, 2011, at 2:12 PM

It is true, by my own accord, I took a trip to The Dark Side. I reckon I needed to find out for myself. I needed to see what the attraction was, I wanted to understand why so many choose The Dark Side.

The decision to journey to The Dark Side came earlier this year when I had finally had enough of gangster government. I had never been a fan of "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em", however, when some government bureau-weenie decided to steal a days wages from me on a technicality that would cost me thousands to fight, I decided to end my self employment, and made conscience effort to go to The Dark Side.

Yessiree, It was time to go to work for the government.

It wasn't long before I was a 'dark-sider'. Soon enough I was earning high wages for little work by hauling the US Mail from North Platte to Denver and back, and from North Platte to Omaha and back.

In the real world, a self employed truck driver must work 12-14 hour workdays. Not so on The Dark Side. My workday was 5-6 hours, and yet, I was paid wages as if I had actaully worked 12-14 hours.


Something happens to a person when they enter the world of The Dark Side. I am a bit embarrassed to admit that it happened to me. There is a certain buzz that a person gets when they realize they are earning high wages for very little work. It is intoxicating, although...I can not pretend to understand the intoxication.

I must confess that Ports of Entry were no longer a problem on The Dark Side. As I rolled through the Ports in a 'dark-side' vehicle, there was almost a nod and a wink from the 'dark-sider' in the Port of Entry. "Go on by pal, you're a 'dark-sider' like me." I would roll through the Ports with no difficulty, while the self employed were scrutinized and harassed.

I suspect there comes a point in which a person's conscience will either convict them, or they will choose to bury their conscience forever.

That point came for me on Memorial Day. I had friends, still slugging through the daily grind of the self-employed, trying to please an evil and manipulative government at several levels. On this past Memorial Day, yours truly was paid about $50 an hour to haul an empty mail trailer from North Platte to Denver.

Haven't we all heard that the Post Office is on the verge of Bankruptcy? In the real world, a self employed truck driver knows that paying someone double wages to haul empty trailers will lead to disaster.

Ah...but in The Dark Side, you learn justification.

"No one will ever know."

"If you don't do it, someone else will."

"There is so much waste, what does this little bit matter?"

"Everybody else working for the government has no problem with high wages for little work, why should you rock the boat?"

There were other issues like...why load 2 trucks half full instead sending one truck full? A self employed person, struggling under the burden of more and more and more and more government, would understand the wisdom of thrift.

Well, being the big mouth that I am, I asked questions, like "Why are we hauling empty trailers?"

"Why are we working about half the hours that our private sector counterparts work?"

"Why two trucks when one will do?"

Good Lord, you would have thought that I had slapped the Pope the way The Dark Side management types responded to my questions. "Are you trying to start trouble?"

Then I learned another part of being on The Dark Side. Keep your mouth shut. Do not ask questions. Do not question stupidity or waste. Do not make waves. Do not question authority.

The most important thing a 'dark-sider' works on is keeping the job for which they are overpaid and under worked.

Now please, you folks that live on The Dark Side, do not get mad at me for telling the truth. Even 'dark-siders' know that a ditch digger in the private sector will work harder and longer for less wages than a ditch digger working for The Dark Side.

The other thing 'dark-siders' must do is to avoid any political talk at any time, UNLESS IT IS PRAISE. Under no circumstances are you ever to criticize the thug President.

It was funny to watch, whenever you'd ask a 'dark-sider' a direct question about politics, the prez, or the job, they'd look around to make sure no-one else was listening before they'd answer. Sick stuff really.

By the time the 4th of July came around, I got to celebrate the 4th by hauling yet another empty trailer to the Post Office in Denver for fat wages. Holidays were not the only time I hauled empty trailers, they were just the times in which I was paid double wages to do it.

I decided I had enjoyed enough time as a 'dark-sider', and when I gave my notice, and explained that I was returning to my own truck to try and be a productive member of society again, the folks on The Dark Side were shocked.

No one quits The Dark Side! Are you crazy?!!

It is difficult, as you might imagine, to leave a gravy job. There were many folks eager to jump into The Dark Side. My replacement acted like he had won the lottery. He could hardly contain his glee and excitement. 5-6 hour work days...wow!

There are some of you, no doubt, that think I was an idiot to leave a high paying job, in which I had to do very little real work. Maybe I am, but there comes a point in which we all must live with ourselves.

Those of us who fight the good fight of self-employment, the hardware store owner, the mechanic, the farmer, the truck driver, we understand the government hates us. They want everyone on The Dark Side. We fight the good fight even though 'dark-siders' will do everything in its power to ruin us, to break us.

Why? You may ask. I think government regulatory types hate the self employed because the self employed had the guts, and the courage to take on the battle of true productivity, rather than the easy road of The Dark Side.

If any of you doubt me, take one day, go to North Platte, to the Port of Entry there, and watch. Watch the 'dark-siders' and the union trucks cruise through the Port with no harassment and then see the seething hatred and rage against the self employed drivers when they roll through.

I know there will be times when I wonder if I did the right thing. Principles come with a cost, don't they?

Even if I go broke, and considering the ugly nastiness of today's government at the State and Federal levels, going broke is a real possibility, I am glad that I said "No!" to the Dark Side.

Tomorrow, as I prepare to jump in my 12 year old truck (dark-siders get newer trucks) I will at least have the satisfaction of knowing that I wandered into the world of The Dark Side and managed to escape.

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Way to go SAM!!

-- Posted by orville on Sat, Sep 3, 2011, at 3:14 PM

Can you ever be brought back? Or are you there forever?

-- Posted by Chunky Peanut Butter on Sat, Sep 3, 2011, at 5:42 PM

The only witness, worth his salt, is he who has walked on the Dark Side, and survived the escape back to the Light. Oh, those in the Light will be attacked by those in the Dark, even unto death, BUT, they who die, in the Light, has Eternity to 'see' where they could have been, had they not returned to His Light.

Welcome back to the world of the downtrodden, honest, entrepreneur. May the Light stay in your heart, and eyes, so that we, His chosen, can show our light in His eyes. AMEN

-- Posted by Navyblue on Sat, Sep 3, 2011, at 9:08 PM

Welcome back my friend to the side of the bright light, the light of self worth, the light which enlightens our soul and guides us to what is right, when man works buy his own light his dreams are guided buy work from his own sweat and he reaps what he has sowen and has a happy heart, again welcome back my friend

-- Posted by golddigger on Sun, Sep 4, 2011, at 1:41 PM

Welcome back Sam. Love your references to Star Wars.

-- Posted by MichaelHendricks on Sun, Sep 4, 2011, at 2:52 PM

Funny thing Sam. There are a lot of Democrats that think the Federal Government is the only hope to create jobs. Yet those same Democrats will go to great lengths to attack and discredit people that state the obvious fact that the private sector is the "secret sauce" that makes the United States the great country that it is.

You should send this to all of the Major newspapers in the country and the Wall Street Journal as a Op-Ed piece. With your permission I would like to forward this to Rick Perry.


-- Posted by wallismarsh on Mon, Sep 5, 2011, at 3:52 PM

I'll bite Sam... I want to go to the North Platte POE with you so you can point out the seething hatred and rage directed at self employed drivers.

It might be good for us both to visit anyway a bit don't you think?

-- Posted by Brian Hoag on Wed, Sep 7, 2011, at 8:07 AM

You're a true man of principle, Sam! The Dark Siders fear guys like you, envy guys like you, and hate guys like you. For being more than they are and more than they have the courage to be.

-- Posted by Boomer62 on Sun, Sep 11, 2011, at 8:18 PM

You are dead right on your comments. I am involved in the industry and there is so much waste. Why haul milk across the country to "equalize" pricing when you could market it in your own state? There are many examples if you want to dig.

-- Posted by Dinasaur on Wed, Sep 14, 2011, at 9:54 AM

Sam, I'll paraphrase Franklin here:

If you wish improvement from your fellow citizens and yet at the same time express yourself as firmly fixed in your present opinions, modest, sensible people will leave you in your error.

I wonder what you might look like, in terms of leadership, if you opened your mind to the thought our world may be just a bit more complicated than the reality you occupy. I think your trajectory would be higher than North Platte to Denver.

-- Posted by Benevolus on Thu, Sep 15, 2011, at 1:39 AM

Benevolus, you talk of leadership, and mock a man who changed jobs based on his moral philosophy, even though it costs him in the wallet.

There is no higher form of leadership "trajectory." I sincerely doubt if you have ever made such an expensive move due to YOUR beliefs.

Ben Franklin also said, "Anyone who trades liberty for security deserves neither liberty nor security". I know where he would stand with regard to the 2nd Amendment, the TSA, Homeland Security and the Patriot Act.

-- Posted by Boomer62 on Wed, Sep 21, 2011, at 4:05 PM


Thank you for your opinions. I guess that "mocking" was not the tone I meant to strike. Sam seems to have all the qualities of a leader, sans one: the ability to think about vexing issues from more than one narrow perspective.

I think Sam could go far in public life, farther than this blog, or the several thousand miles his truck takes him, noble work as that may (or may not) be. But you might agree that good leadership, as Franklin points out, takes a relatively modest and sensible disposition that leaves one open to consider alternative perspectives. Sam, at least as far as I have read, does not posses such qualities. To me its a shame.

Anyway. I would like to hear more about your stances on the 2nd Amendment, TSA, Homeland Security, etc...

-- Posted by Benevolus on Wed, Sep 21, 2011, at 5:12 PM

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