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You Might Be a Liberal If...

Posted Friday, October 8, 2010, at 6:33 PM

You might be a liberal if...

*You've had three abortions but you are so proud that you recycle aluminum cans.

*You believe Glenn Beck is a extremist because Keith Olbermann told you so.

*You believe in the separation of Church and State; Mosque and State, not so much.

*You believe that hurricanes are caused by people, and that crime is caused by the environment.

*You believe that college students must protest the President, but never challenge anything the professor says.

*You believe that African American, Gay and Women's Studies prepare young people for good careers, but a Biology major is an outdated relic of white misogynist domination.

*You believe that meat is bad for you. So is milk. But marijuana gets you ready for your finals.

*You believe that global cooling for the past ten years proves there is global warming.

*You think that treating all people equally, regardless of race, is racist.

*You burn tons of carbon to attend a global warming conference that sanctions the cleanest nation on Earth.

*You think everyone would agree with you if they were open minded, and yet you refuse to listen to any other possibility.

*You believe that a mosque should be built at Ground Zero, but Jews shouldn't build apartments in their own capitol city of Jerusalem.

*You believe that prostitution empowers women, but having a man open the door for a woman is degrading.

*Your dog is named Jeff, but your children are named Spot, Mogadishu and Apple.

*Your dog is smaller than your cat.

*You believe that Western women suffer at the hands of men, but Islamic women are greatly respected.

*If your political arguments contain the phrase, "It's Bush's fault."

*You believe that being Pro-Life violates right of privacy, but you want to tell people they can't eat french fries.

*You believe that immersing a crucifix in urine is fine art, but depicting the Mohammad is insensitive.

*You spend your day telling people that a border fence can't work, then drive home to your gated community.

*The only time you use the word "choice" is when it comes to abortion. School Choice, or the choice to shop at Wal-Mart should be prevented.

*You think that men who are aroused by women's breasts are freaks, but homosexuality is completely normal.

*You think gay students should be allowed to publicly kiss in class, but Christians shouldn't be allowed to quietly pray during a break.

*None of the Constitutional Rights you believe in are actually written in the Constitution.

*You argue that teenagers can't control their sexual urges no matter what we do, but you think that child molesters and rapists can control themselves after counseling.

*You believe that four year old babies should be frisked at the airport because focusing on nervous young Arabs would be discriminatory.

*You think that Hezbollah is a legitimate political party, but Republicans are just a bunch a racist haters who should never be exposed to college students.

*You claim that you are not unpatriotic, but you can't remember that last time you sided with the United States ... on anything ... against any country.

*Truth matters much less than feelings.

*You are more proud of Obama's race than of John McCain's refusal to leave his buddies behind in a Vietnamese prison.

*You believe that all recounts must continue until the Democrat takes the lead, and not a second longer.

*You believe that Babs Streisand knows more about politics than Newt Gingrich.

*You believe that conservatives need to be rounded up and put into in camps to prevent them from acting like Nazis.

*You think that people are having too many kids, yet you need those kids to pay your government debts.

*You think banks earning money on interest is wrong, but paying interest to China on the national debt is just peachy.

*If you ran low on your Valium the weekend Glenn Beck had the Restoring Honor Rally.

*You claim Sarah Palin was too inexperienced to be VP but you have no problem thinking that the community agitator Obama had plenty of experience to be President.

*You really want to travel to India to study spiritualism there, but you wouldn't be caught dead in a church here in America.

*You claim that Math tests are racist, but there is nothing racist about blacks being admitted over more qualified white applicants.

*You work to ensure that People should be allowed to euthanize themselves, but not to eat in McDonald's.

*You think that Black dominance in basketball is progress, but white dominance in swimming is an outrage.

*You think that Europe became great because of Islamic influences.

*You cry about racial profiling yet you think that all serial killers are white and all Mexicans are hard working family men.

*You think that anytime a Western woman travels to the Middle East, she should respect their Islamic traditions and cover up. As Muslims have illegally infiltrated Europe, you think they have the right to expect Westerners to adjust to them, or the Muslims should riot.

*You believe that Counseling is the proper punishment for all crimes except sexual harassment and racism.

*If you really believe that Barack Obama has the best interests of the United States in his heart.

*You believe the government can run health care even though they have bankrupted Medicare and Social Security.


Special thanks to

Guy White @ http://guywhite.wordpress.com/2009/01/09...


Sean Linnane @ http://seanlinnane.blogspot.com/2010/08/...

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You may be liberal if:

Your dog eats cuts of meat while your children eat sprout sandwiches.

You believe giving heroin addicts clean needles to protect them from aids is compassion.

You've used the words "Hitler" and "Dick Cheney" in the same sentence.

You think Nancy Pelosi is sensible and reasonable and mainstream.

You think white voters got what they deserved from Black Panthers at the polls.

You think Obamacare was really about reforming healthcare.

Seen in the White House: A t-shirt emblazoned with the saying "My wife went to Spain on my birthday and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"

-- Posted by Mickel on Fri, Oct 8, 2010, at 10:44 PM

You're slipping Billy.

I realize that is has got to be tough to defend the insanity of liberalism as long as you have. It might help you to face the truth. Admit, once and for all, that you are a communist. Admit that you have contempt for America and Americans. What am I saying?! You don't have the courage to face the truth. You're just a smart ### with a vocabulary.

It scares you doesn't it Billy? You have swallowed the leftist dogma for so many years, and now, all those lies have been exposed on a national level thanks to your Marxist hero, Obama. I am prepared for a long fight.

I have much to fight for. You, Billy, have only your hate and arrogance. And, in case you don't know, hate and arrogance will only take you so far.

Poor Billy. True Americans have come to see you puny leftists for what you really are. I know you libs will do as much damage to the country as you can, but in the end, America will dispense with liberalism, and flush it down the toliet.

Liberals and diapers need to be changed out regularly, for the same reason. Ya dig?

-- Posted by sameldridge on Sat, Oct 9, 2010, at 2:48 PM

Reformed: I hate to see you slipping around in the same sewer as Billy. I thought you actually had a brain.

I still maintain that you were never a conservative, and you prove me right constantly. Thanks

-- Posted by sameldridge on Sat, Oct 9, 2010, at 2:51 PM

Eddy: You are very confused, most likely a result of college brainwashing and indoctrination.

Rush Limbaugh is a Patriot. Rush is hated by you libs because he makes fun of your nonsense, as he...and we...should do.

Glenn Beck is a patriot as well. You cannot defeat him in the arena of ideals and that galls ya doesn't it? Good. You need to be galled.

Conservatives are not hateful, just truthful. And to misguided souls as yourself, truth would appear to be hate. That is because your thinking abilities have been hampered by leftist dogma.

I liked your "point" "believing the WMD lie."

Truth is, radical Muslims are weapons of mass destruction in and of themselves. As a leftist, I'm sure you are willing to bow at the foot of Islam, but be careful there you poor misguided lib, some followers of the so-called religion of peace may cut your dumb head off.

I don't think Obama is a Muslim. Muslims believe in a God, Obama most likely thinks he is god, so there would be a problem there. I do however believe that Obama is a Marxist.

And Eddy, try and do a better job when you comment, okay? So far, all you sound like is a dumbed down version of little Billy Inglaterra.

-- Posted by sameldridge on Sat, Oct 9, 2010, at 3:05 PM

Hey Mickel - Enjoyed the additions. It is good to hear from you. I know you are in McCook from time to time. It would be nice to meet with you. Drop me an e-mail sometime. Thanks!

-- Posted by sameldridge on Sat, Oct 9, 2010, at 3:10 PM

"As Mankind becomes more liberal, they will be more apt to allow that all those who conduct themselves as worthy members of the community are equally entitled to the protections of civil government. I hope ever to see America among the foremost nations of justice and liberality."~ George Washington

"The Citizens of the United States of America have a right to applaud themselves for having given to mankind examples of an enlarged and liberal policy: a policy worthy of imitation," Washington wrote. "All possess alike liberty of conscience and immunities of citizenship. It is now no more that toleration is spoken of, as if it was by the indulgence of one class of people, that another enjoyed the exercise of their inherent national gifts. For happily the Government of the United States, which gives to bigotry no sanction, to persecution no assistance requires only that they who live under its protection should demean themselves as good citizens, in giving it on all occasions their effectual support." ~ George Washington

"....if by a liberal they mean someone who looks ahead and not behind, someone who welcomes new ideas without rigid reactions, someone who cares about the welfare of the people- their health, their housing, their schools, their jobs, their civil rights, their civil liberties.. if that is what they mean by a "liberal" then I am proud to be a liberal. "~ John F. Kennedy

-- Posted by cpmondello on Sat, Oct 9, 2010, at 5:28 PM

Guill, your such a nerd! LMAO

-- Posted by orville on Sun, Oct 10, 2010, at 3:22 PM

Well Guill,I have no problem being an uneducated redneck..In fact I'm glad my head never got filled with all the BS you got in yours..I may be uneducated but I never once asked anyone for help..I love what I do,and was doing good at it until Nov 08 now why is that?

-- Posted by orville on Sun, Oct 10, 2010, at 7:52 PM

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.. ~ Thomas Jefferson ~

-- Posted by orville on Sun, Oct 10, 2010, at 7:57 PM

let me get this straight, You believe Obama is the reason you are not doing well. He took office and said "Lets focus on the ruination of orville".

-- Posted by president obama on Sun, Oct 10, 2010, at 8:56 PM

Hey Orville - These libs are to far in the leftist sewer to see the light.

Yo Dawg - I'll answer that question. Yes. Obama set out to destroy small business in this country. I know it irritates you libs when someone actually refuses to be a pawn in your liberal chess game.

Orville had the nerve to start a business without handouts from the feds. He started a business without begging a bank for the money. He saves his money. He raised his kids by being thrifty and working long and hard hours.

I realize how much a redneck like that irritates you libs, we should all bow at the alter of government like you do.

That is why Marxists like you and Obama want to destroy Orville. That is why you libs scheme and plot to take his hard earned money to pay for your Utopian fantasies.

Wasn't it you dawg that actually got you own kids to agree that it was wonderful to heap your government debt onto their shoulders?

-- Posted by sameldridge on Sun, Oct 10, 2010, at 9:32 PM

Billy most likely is some Soros stooge, sitting at home in his mommas basement in his underwear, feasting on Cheetos and working to combat reason when he is not downloading porn.

Reformed - I am just asking you to be honest and admit the truth. You never have been a conservative, the reformed right winger business was your little scam to try and gain some credibility over total goof balls like little billy.

People who walk in the light, do not choose darkness. You know it and I know it. So, as long a you continue to lie, I will continue to have no respect for anything you say.

Just as little Billy refuses to admit he is a Communist.

-- Posted by sameldridge on Sun, Oct 10, 2010, at 9:41 PM

I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretence of taking care of them. ~ Thomas Jefferson ~

-- Posted by orville on Mon, Oct 11, 2010, at 5:57 AM

I never said anything about Obama.. I call it " Congressional care" Hope none of you are gardeners..ROFLMAO..Lefty's don't garden..The 510 Senate Bill is going to hurt a lot of people..

-- Posted by orville on Mon, Oct 11, 2010, at 6:33 AM

When we get piled upon one another in large cities, as in Europe we shall become as corrupt as Europe. ~ Thomas Jefferson ~

-- Posted by orville on Mon, Oct 11, 2010, at 10:31 AM


Quite a list of hate-mongery drivel, were they all from other sites or did you come up with some yourself?

Although some were frightening others were mildly amusing, my favorite:

"*Your dog is smaller than your cat."

-- Posted by SWNebr Transplant on Mon, Oct 11, 2010, at 3:52 PM

Notice, the resident liberals cannot argue your points and ideas. Instead they resort to their all too predictable tactic, name calling. Remember Sam, history will prove you right, and by then, they will all be long dead.

-- Posted by Chunky Peanut Butter on Tue, Oct 12, 2010, at 8:28 PM

*You burn tons of carbon to attend a global warming conference that sanctions the cleanest nation on Earth.


-- Posted by Chunky Peanut Butter on Thu, Oct 28, 2010, at 10:35 PM

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