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Subliminal Lemon Cake

Posted Tuesday, September 22, 2009, at 5:35 PM

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Let me start our new era of understanding with a recipe for a marvelous Lemon Cake. It requires just a little patience, but the recipe is so easy, even a truck driver could do it.

Start with 1 cup of cake flour (resist Obama) and 3/4 cup of sugar. Yes, I said sugar. Sift flour and the sugar well. Take your time, don't (Americans are good people) get in a hurry. You'll need a dozen egg whites, at room temperature. Combine whites with 1 1/2 teaspoon cream of tarter, (say no to Fascism) 1/4 teaspoon of salt, and 1 1/4 teaspoon lemon extract.

Beat until foamy. You liberals (lower taxes) could add four drops red food color now to make the cake pink. Gradually add sugar, 2 tablespoons (stand against government health care) at a time, and be patient. Continue to blend until stiff but no dry peaks.

Fold in sugar ( The USA is not a racist country) and flour mixture carefully. Pour into an ungreased 10 inch tube pan. Bake in a 325F oven 35 to 45 minutes until done. Invert to cool (stop Obama from wasting trillions) completely before removing.

Then slap some whipped cream and berries on top, and you have a tasty delight for (protest early and often) after supper.

Of course, it will wreck your diet, (stop apologizing for America) but with health care coverage on your horizon, what do you care? Eat up. It will be years, hopefully, before (say no to wacky environmentalists) the government starts to punish you poor overweight folks.

Ingredients:

1 cup flour (courage)

3/4 cup sugar

12 egg whites, at room temp (determination)

1 1/2 teaspoon cream of tarter

1/4 teaspoon salt (truth wins out)

1 1/4 teaspoon lemon extract

3/4 cup more sugar (stay focused)

and don't forget those 4 drops red food color, for you liberals

Recipe courtesy of: CDKitchen.com

Glad to be back. (I really am glad to be back)


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I'm going to try (Mike Huckabee for President) that recipe. Thanks (glad you're back) Sam!!

-- Posted by marcus elvis erogenous on Tue, Sep 22, 2009, at 5:50 PM

I am so freakin' glad you are back. (did you have to bring Mike back with you?) Hey liberals, I am just kidding, so please don't hurt me. (bring it) Mr. Erogenous, I like Mike Huckabee too. I still like Sarah Palin because the Democrats hate her so.

-- Posted by RMontana on Tue, Sep 22, 2009, at 6:06 PM

Monty, They should be on the same ticket. It doesn't matter who's in the #1 position!!

-- Posted by marcus elvis erogenous on Tue, Sep 22, 2009, at 6:11 PM

Thanks you guys. It would not really matter. Whomever opposes Obama will need to take on the press, and continue to expose them for the lapdogs they are.

The first conservative that takes on the uninformed Brian Williams or the perky Katie Couric, or the lame Chris Matthews, and hammers them for being a sycophantic media, will have millions of supporters.

I am glad to be back, and I intend on bringing it. Truth wins out, so I am not worried.

-- Posted by sameldridge on Tue, Sep 22, 2009, at 6:29 PM

Sam,glad your back.

-- Posted by orville on Tue, Sep 22, 2009, at 6:36 PM

Best of luck to you Sam. It's good you are back.

-- Posted by Brian Hoag on Tue, Sep 22, 2009, at 7:08 PM

Thank goodness you're back Sam...else I would have had to solely endure the drivel of LeftyBoy and his hip-mole, Iggy the Immaculate Atheist. Heaven be praised for their new sense of artificial immoderation. Now instead of being white with black stripes, they can be black with white stripes. Or is it the other way around?

I see Stef has already been flagged and removed. Perhaps her stripes couldn't change. Nonetheless - let's move forward with crocheting tips and the "how-to's" of carpet spot removing. That ought to be tame enough for 'em.

-- Posted by Mickel on Tue, Sep 22, 2009, at 7:48 PM

Hey, Sugar Sam: I don't think you should hide behind or inside lemon cake recipe texts. You indicate that you have figured out what would make this a better country, so come out with your boxing, truck driver gloves and just say it. Of course, you'll get a left hook when you least expect it, and some punches in those ribs and lemon cake love handles your sport on your frame, but so what? You and and Michael have that Blues Brothers thing going, and that's far more fascinating so far than anything I've read on your new blogs.

-- Posted by Resilient Justice on Tue, Sep 22, 2009, at 9:44 PM

Glad you're back, Sam! Keep up the good work.

And hey, GI...someone who doesn't know the difference between YOU'RE and YOUR has no business complaining about another person's vocabulary choices. :-)

Oh, and the cake tastes great if you use real sugar. The government has no business taking over healthcare OR telling us how to eat.

-- Posted by MrsSmith on Wed, Sep 23, 2009, at 8:51 AM

Sam, I am glad to see you back. You've treated us to dessert, now bring on the main course!!

-- Posted by shaarhues on Wed, Sep 23, 2009, at 10:07 AM

Sam,

Despite what you may believe.

Its good to see you back with a grin.

I won't repeat what I just wrote after Slicker's blog today.

Just hope you can find Republican Senator Lamar Alexander"s "Little Book" somewhere and enjoy.

That's one smart Mountain William, is Lamar.

By the way, met a family at the VA Medical Center Monday. Their Veteran had been enrolled in one private Health Insurance Group since returning from Viet Nam in 1967.

That's a lot of premiums, for which he needed about $400 worth of care. The wife was a surgical nurse in a major teaching hospital and the kids had been on her coverage, so his group never paid for even tonsils or a hangnail for anyone but him.

After 50 years collecting his premiums, when he developed a chronic condition, he was denied renewal on his coverage anniversary date.

Without the V.A., he would have been dead in May.

Thanks for 52 years of premiums, thanks for staying on the job into your late 70s -- Don't let the door hit you in the rear on the way out!

Look at all the five different proposed bills which cleared committees -- EVERYONE of those bills includes the prohibition of cancellation of coverage if the insured person/policyholder gets sick or injured AND prohibits private or public insurors from rejecting anyone for pre-existing conditions.

While Congress is continuing debates on Health Care, the President has delivered his basic positions and walked away. He is meeting this country's obligations in foreign affairs, openly putting the heat on both Israeli and Palestinian leaders to back off their most extreme positions and sit down to talk and negotiate.

Please, read that address in its entirety, not what Beck, Hannity, Limbaugh, et al take out of context and twist -- as two of them already have.

Read - Listen and reach your own conclusions.

Sam, when you start as you did today, even with some political humor -- You are a joy to read.

When you go to the source and write what you think after reflection and consideration of all sides -- You make a lot of sense.

Just be cautious of that Habanero-laced hot sauce or salsa.

-- Posted by HerndonHank on Wed, Sep 23, 2009, at 3:00 PM


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