Let me start our new era of understanding with a recipe for a marvelous Lemon Cake. It requires just a little patience, but the recipe is so easy, even a truck driver could do it.
Start with 1 cup of cake flour (resist Obama) and 3/4 cup of sugar. Yes, I said sugar. Sift flour and the sugar well. Take your time, don't (Americans are good people) get in a hurry. You'll need a dozen egg whites, at room temperature. Combine whites with 1 1/2 teaspoon cream of tarter, (say no to Fascism) 1/4 teaspoon of salt, and 1 1/4 teaspoon lemon extract.
Beat until foamy. You liberals (lower taxes) could add four drops red food color now to make the cake pink. Gradually add sugar, 2 tablespoons (stand against government health care) at a time, and be patient. Continue to blend until stiff but no dry peaks.
Fold in sugar ( The USA is not a racist country) and flour mixture carefully. Pour into an ungreased 10 inch tube pan. Bake in a 325F oven 35 to 45 minutes until done. Invert to cool (stop Obama from wasting trillions) completely before removing.
Then slap some whipped cream and berries on top, and you have a tasty delight for (protest early and often) after supper.
Of course, it will wreck your diet, (stop apologizing for America) but with health care coverage on your horizon, what do you care? Eat up. It will be years, hopefully, before (say no to wacky environmentalists) the government starts to punish you poor overweight folks.
1 cup flour (courage)
3/4 cup sugar
12 egg whites, at room temp (determination)
1 1/2 teaspoon cream of tarter
1/4 teaspoon salt (truth wins out)
1 1/4 teaspoon lemon extract
3/4 cup more sugar (stay focused)
and don't forget those 4 drops red food color, for you liberals
Recipe courtesy of: CDKitchen.com
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