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Cash For Old Clunker Granny

Posted Thursday, August 6, 2009, at 7:53 PM

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The Cash for Clunkers giveaway proved that there are still lots of folks out there who are delighted to take someone elses' money.

People lined up to have working automobiles destroyed, and to gleefully plunge into debt in the midst of a hard recession, all to make certain that the United Auto Workers get even more of your money. Money borrowed from the Communists in China, used to encourage our citizens to buy stuff they really don't need, and to go into debt.

Are we going to need another bailout when all the people that bought these overpriced government motors vehicles can't pay their payments? Then the Democrats, ever ready to enslave you, will declare that car ownership is a right.

The Cash for Old Clunker Granny Program.

Lets combine Hopey Change programs. The Obama White House could promote it like this:

- Is your granny a "typical white person" like President Obama said his granny was? Then turn that old clunker in. Why spend health care dollars on that old Grandma? Granny has had her day, let us help Granny decide that it is time for her to go.

- When you turn your old Granny in, you'll be saving valuable health care dollars. Dollars needed to pay for three or four thousand abortions every day. Remember, when Granny passes on, that will save your government valuable Social Security dollars as well.

- Turn in your Granny, and we'll be able to insure millions upon millions of illegals. We'll be able to make sure every college professor has Viagra. We'll have more money for sex change operations, and mental health care, and marriage counseling, and alcohol and drug treatments, and more psych counseling than you'll be able to attend!

All you need do, is turn in your old clunker Granny.

- Don't buy the right wing propaganda, Granny will actually thank you for turning her over to one of our trained "counselors" for end of life "treatment."

Planned Grandparenthood - As the folks who provided the above picture so properly show, it won't be long before we have Planned Grandparenthood.

I do not make this statement likely.

President Obama, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and the far left extremists that have seized control of this country, by hook or crook, are the single greatest danger this Republic has faced, since the Civil War.

I proudly stand against Obama, and his evil agenda for the United States. Every Obama failure equals a win for Liberty and Freedom.

Do not listen to the Democrats when they lie. Liberty and Freedom are what will make America great again, not Socialism, Communism or Stateism, or by Obama's god delusions.

AND you Hopey followers can twist or spin this any way you want, keep your BLEEP hands off my parents. (Note to leftists - what I am really saying here is - Keep your BLEEP hands off my parents) Is that clear enough for you?


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BuffRoam may may asked the most important question of all time. Would any of us know Jesus if He sat on our lap?

-- Posted by Chunky Peanut Butter on Mon, Aug 17, 2009, at 10:08 PM

Stuffy,

I neither hate or loathe you, just pity you.

Some day the hate and loathing will eat you up inside.......

You might want to make amends with the Lord that you so often bring up as being on "your side."

Sad, really sad.

But I'm sure you will have some snappy come back(in your mind) to the making amends comment, or at least another worn out derogatory name. Right?

-- Posted by goarmy67 on Fri, Aug 14, 2009, at 11:14 AM

Just like always, if you do not have a valid answer to a post, you always come back with a name.

You are sooooo predictable and sad, really sad.

I hope before you get too old you will be able to get rid of all the hate you have for people that dare to disagree with your simple mind.

-- Posted by goarmy67 on Thu, Aug 13, 2009, at 10:37 PM

Stuffy

Sticks and stones....fool.

And I am still waiting for an answer as to what your point is.....

I try to have a little class and not spell out the foul language. But I suppose you wouldn't understand a little class..............LMAO

-- Posted by goarmy67 on Wed, Aug 12, 2009, at 9:34 PM

Mickel or should I say Sammy, seems like you guys are joined at the crotch as stuffy likes to say.

You two have the same off the wall, right out of the right wing talking points play book,so I am right? Bet not.

Your point about me using letters and dashes???

I see Stuffy used the same,letters and dashes so what's your point?

My Lord Obama? Get a life, Mickely, I am a registered Independent, didn't vote for Obama, never will, but I also did not vote for McCain, he had my vote until he chose that airhead Palin,

so how in hell do you figure I worship Obama? Since you are an expert on everyone elses's religion, please tell me if I'm wrong but seems like there is something to the effect, of love thy neighbor, a little of that would go a long way on this blog site.I just do not like the tone of most of Sammy's and others posts about anything that he and you and others do not agree with. The hate just flows.

For your information, I do not agree with everything the lefties stand for, especially abortion, so back off Richardhead, Obama is not my lord as you put it, far from it, and I sure as hell have more faith in our form of government, that there will not be any type of death committees to decide if granny or grampy lives or not. Give me a break, those scare tatics won't work on me.

-- Posted by goarmy67 on Tue, Aug 11, 2009, at 6:38 PM

So...you're refuting my claim by using four letter words? Sorry, ALMOST four letter words, two letters and two little dashes.

Whatever. Maybe you could address why your Lord Obama is so eager to kill infants AND now the elderly?

-- Posted by Mickel on Mon, Aug 10, 2009, at 10:03 PM

Mickelie

Another conspiriacy theory, that is as full of

s--t as you are.

No way would I ever have the word Buff associated with anything I write. It's way too close to Buffalo, as in Colorado Buffalos.

Although Mr. Buffroam does have some good points that you righties are way too blind or ignorant to comprehend.

I was always told that there are two sides to every story, but my or my if it ain't your side of the story, then it's name calling time.

You guys are sad, really sad.

So now, let the name calling begin!

Oh but you guys never do that, do you?

A couple of people make light of an off the wall blog posting and suddenly they are joined at the crotch, wow Stuffy, it's not hard to figure out where your simple mind is located.

-- Posted by goarmy67 on Mon, Aug 10, 2009, at 8:47 PM

So - if I'm to interpret Buffy the You've Got to be Kidding alternate ego correctly...Agreeing AGAINST Obama's euthanasia of infants and elderly is akin to crucifying Christ.

I'm voting that Buffy ups the meds and seeks sterilization for the sake of the gene pool.

Steffanie - can I borrow the straightjacket...or is Herndon Hank still wrapped in it?

-- Posted by Mickel on Sun, Aug 9, 2009, at 2:33 PM

BuffRoam:

The MEEK have never "inherited" anything but victimhood and slavery.

No, scratch that. They didn't inherit those things - they EARNED them.

-- Posted by Owen McPhillips on Sat, Aug 8, 2009, at 2:19 PM

You band of idiots more resemble the mindless Roman soldiers that persecuted Jesus than any worthy follower of Christ. Christ is not left or right and is above all politics and political systems. I will pray for your wayward souls that you can see the way and the light.

-- Posted by BuffRoam on Sat, Aug 8, 2009, at 1:51 PM

Sam my wayward son, you wouldn't know Jesus if he sat on your lap.

Blessed be the meek for they will inherit the earth!

-- Posted by BuffRoam on Sat, Aug 8, 2009, at 1:22 PM

Little Buffy Thumb sucker - so diluted, cannot tell the difference between truth and lies.

Like Pink Floyd sang: "So, you think you can tell, Heaven from Hell, Blue Skies from pain."

Listen little Buffy Thumb sucker - spend a little more time in study, and research, and a little less time investigating me. You may actually grow a brain, and who knows, you might get a real date someday.

And I mean that will all Christian sincerity. Maybe the Christ you know is some wimp, walking around with a plump little sheep in his arms.

The Christ I know, took hours upon hours of beatings, and pain and suffering, and still cried out with a LOUD voice from the cross.

Christ did not like folks in position of power using the poor and the infirm to help themselves. That is the Democrat Party, or what it has become.

I know allot of Democrat folks, and the national leadership of the Democrat party is light years away from ordinary American Democrats.

Little Buffy, for your own well being, stop listening to the Marxists, and really try thinking for yourself.

-- Posted by sameldridge on Sat, Aug 8, 2009, at 12:40 AM

Mickel,

Why on God's green earth should Sam and his message of hatred and scare tactics deserve any reverence. The spirit of Jesus does not take on the appearance of a hateful or spiteful soul such as Sammy.

-- Posted by BuffRoam on Sat, Aug 8, 2009, at 12:00 AM

I believe that "You've Got to be Kidding" and "BuffRoam are the same person. The punchy irreverant writing is too similar, and seriously, the gene pool couldn't generate that much of a 'random' similarity.

But hey scizo...it was fun while it lasted.

-- Posted by Mickel on Fri, Aug 7, 2009, at 9:39 PM

First of all, we've given billions of dollars to the auto industry, let them finally go bankrupt and now we have to subsidize trade-ins too?! Government needs to back off and let these businesses operate in an unaltered market or else we'll never know exactly how well they are really doing.

Another thing is this joke about how the trade-in allowance is there to help boost car sales. If that was the main reason behind this then any car could receive the allowance. The main reason behind it is to promote an environmental agenda, not selling more cars. It's certainly not meant to provide substantial help to American auto compainies since 4 out of 5 vehicles sold under this program are foreign vehicles.

This is an environmental program sold under the guise of increased sales. You may like that, you may not but let's not kid ourselves and think this program was designed because it would increase sales, that's just a byproduct that helped sell the idea.

I don't know for sure how many vehicles will be taken off the road because of this program. At $1 billion I think there will still be enough cars around. At the increase of $2 billion, I'm not sure but if they keep this up then it will have a significant impact on people with lower incomes, teenagers and people who need parts for their older vehicles. Another interesting point is that they sure found $2 billion pretty easily. Wonder where that came from? What needed to be cut for it or is it just more debt? My bet is on debt given the previous examples of unprecedented wreckless disregard to the deficit this Congress has shown over the last several months.

-- Posted by McCook1 on Fri, Aug 7, 2009, at 4:24 PM

Here is a better idea for Granny, take away her keys to the GTO and provide her with Government supported vans or busses so she can get to the grocery store and buy her medications. Is government supported senior centers and transportation too much socialism for you?

-- Posted by BuffRoam on Fri, Aug 7, 2009, at 2:39 PM

keep your BLEEP hands off my parents. (Note to leftists - what I am really saying here is - Keep your BLEEP hands off my parents) Is that clear enough for you?

Does anyone reading this blog really want to put their hands on Sammy's parents?

-- Posted by BuffRoam on Fri, Aug 7, 2009, at 2:22 PM

Go Granny, Go Granny, Go Granny Go. Granny will be fine as long as you take away her keys to the GTO. McCook doctors love the Medicare system. They use 3 - 4 visits including flyin specialists to diagnose minor aches and pains. Problem is not a lack of care for the elderly, rather abuse of the current system. Save your scare tactics for Halloween. Boo!

-- Posted by BuffRoam on Fri, Aug 7, 2009, at 2:12 PM

Sammy,

Under your plan, will be able to tradeup?

Say we have an "older model" about a 1944 model, can we trade for a "newer model", say a 1984 model?

No need for the rebate, the 1984 model would keep me busy enough I wouldn't have time to spend any money!

LMAO

-- Posted by goarmy67 on Fri, Aug 7, 2009, at 1:01 PM

AARP supports the health reforms. Enough said.

-- Posted by BuffRoam on Fri, Aug 7, 2009, at 12:02 PM

hahaha, these are EPIC.

-- Posted by marlin on Fri, Aug 7, 2009, at 1:08 AM

Wow, wonder if Sammy will still be able to purchase his medical marijuana under the new health plan, cause it must be some mighty fine s**t he's a smokin'!

-- Posted by goarmy67 on Fri, Aug 7, 2009, at 12:08 AM

You Democrats are the ones lying Michael, and you know it. You are either lying or you're a damn fool. How do you figure to insure millions of illegals without getting lots more doctors?

You'll do it by killing old folks. The problem you leftists have is that your gig is up. Your Commie Obama has been exposed for what he is, a Marxist, and a punk thug Marxist at that.

I understand seniors Michael. They are pretty good folks, and always willing to give the young guys a shot. Seniors voted to give the young guy a shot, and the young guy turned out to be a liar, a thug, and an hater of America.

Seniors don't like to be lied to. They've been around too long, and they don't like it. You leftists think that everyone is a gullible as you are.

Seniors know that 25% of Medicare costs to old folks comes in the last few months of life, and you know damn well that the government will be making judgement calls on peoples lives that the person and the doctor should be making.

You leftists lied when you pushed for Roe v. Wade. Only a "few" abortions each year, you told us, for the sake of the mother, blah blah blah. Here we are down the road, and you sick leftists have seen to it that fifty million innocent lives have been executed.

-- Posted by sameldridge on Thu, Aug 6, 2009, at 11:55 PM

ps - very good article Sam. Very insightful and funny.

-- Posted by Oblate Spheroid on Thu, Aug 6, 2009, at 10:44 PM

Ah, orville. Isn't that just a tad strong? ekimsitruc is just airing some emotion. I'm sure that the 5-10 minutes it took for him to type that "S" curved meandering lefty pander job really cleansed his soul.

I think ekimsitruc, that you are laying it on a little thick. You seem so obsessed about sticking the "liar" moniker to someone that you just load up and fire in all directions.

Wasn't it Mr. Obama in 2003 and again in 2007 who stated that his desire was to implement a one payor health care system? Yes or no? True or false?

Wasn't it Mr. Obama who told a woman just a couple of weeks ago that her grandmother should just 'take the pills' as opposed to seeking alterior medical treatment? Yes or no? True or false?

By the way. Your claim that "our side" is protesting at town hall meetings is just slightly skewed. The meetings where the Dems are catching heck are being attended in their own districts. The crowds ripping into elected Dems are Dems themselves. You don't seem any different. However you desperately wish to slander some Reps.

Grow up, sir.

-- Posted by Oblate Spheroid on Thu, Aug 6, 2009, at 10:43 PM

Mikey,you are a stupid mother F,er. So help you GOD.

-- Posted by orville on Thu, Aug 6, 2009, at 9:35 PM

I was wondering how long it was going to take you to bring the worst lie about health care reform out.

Of course, you know it's a lie, but you can't let anyone know that. You need to continue to perpetrate that lie in an attempt to scare people. After all, that's all the far reaches of the GOP has become, scare mongers. Nicely done pushing that lie with your faux outrage.

The only ones spinning and twisting this story are you and the Republicans. Actually you aren't even doing either of them, you are just outright lieing. There is nothing in any of the bills being looked at that even mention the horrors that you push. But again that doesn't matter to you, because you have an agenda, but I can't figure out what exactly the lie is: just lie and hope no one catches the lie, or scare enough people into believing something that isn't there is actually there.

So wait, now all of sudden you are against stateism? Make up your mind. Actually it would be nice to see you use your mind and not just tripe out the Republican talking points. You have become so predictable, all I have to do is either watch Fox News or a Republican Congressman and I know exactly what you will type (mind you not what you will type about, WHAT you will type). It's like all you are doing is copy and pasting and then adding on a veiled threat to everyone who disagrees with you.

Nicely done as well, I might add, in continiuing the talking points on the Cash for Clunkers. Another GOP talking point. The program is actually working, so much in fact, that it ran out of money, and you and the rest of the people that are rooting for failure go beserk and say that it's going to cause worse problems. Yet, so far, the car companies are actually showing profits, the GDP is getting close to going positive again, the Dow is up, people are gaining confidence in the economy again.

As Obama has said multiple times, and you have either ignored or don't care (my guess is the latter) this process is not going to be quick or easy, and yet somehow you and your minions have already declared his presidency a failure after six months.

Your side is getting so desperate that they are protesting town hall meetings (which is their right) and yelling and screaming and calling everyone liars while presenting fake arguments and not letting anyone else talk. In other words, the protestors don't want to have civil back and forth talks, they want to shout everyone down, because in their heart of hearts they know that if those they so oppose actually get to talk about reform, people will like what they hear.

-- Posted by MichaelHendricks on Thu, Aug 6, 2009, at 9:14 PM


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