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The Nimrod Chronicles

Posted Tuesday, March 10, 2009, at 1:03 AM

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I am going to use some of the MAGIC that Barack Obama uses to describe four trillion in spending as being fiscally responsible, to introduce you to King Nimrod. Yes folks, it's MAGIC that allows us to visit with the first recorded liberal after Noah's flood.

Sam: So, welcome to the McCook Gazette Blog King Nimrod.

Nimrod: Thanks. I see that you right wingers cannot even introduce me without labeling me.

Sam: True, but I hope your visit proves educational. If I am not mistaken King, you were a bit of a celebrity before becoming King.

Nimrod: I am Noah's great-grandson, so I have the name recognition thing going.

Sam: You are credited with actually beginning the great city Babylon.

Nimrod: Hey, we built it. It was a great city, and no easy task.

Sam: How did you pull it off? Were the people anxious to build a city and make you King?

Nimrod: Well, (laughing) I wouldn't say they were "anxious". The people were reluctant at first, but they eventually saw things my way.

Sam: What did they people first say when you told them you wanted to build a city.

Nimrod: They said that as long as men lived according to God, there was no need for Kings or cities.

Sam: So what did you do?

Nimrod: I warned them. I warned them that there were wicked people around, and that the people needed my protection.

Sam: So the people agreed to build your city?

Nimrod: No, they were not convinced. So, I instituted plan B.

Sam: Plan B?

Nimrod: Yup, I got some men together and we went and took everything the people owned, and took over. With the people controlled, and in line, we began to build the city of Babylon, and I was their King.

Sam: Were there other enemies around, or did you just become the peoples enemy?

Nimrod: If you cannot abuse your own people, who can you abuse? I warned them.

Sam: So you became the guy you warned them about.

Nimrod: If you want to get picky, I guess so.

Sam: Didn't the people object and rebel when you took over?

Nimrod: They would have if I hadn't come up with a brilliant plan to keep the people in line.

Sam: Is that when you started attacking God?

Nimrod: Exactly. Best move I ever made. I started promoting the idea that the people needed to trust government more, and God allot less. I was able to stir up the people, and get them mad at God over the whole flood business. I told them, if God was really looking out for you, would he have let ME take over? (laughing again) The people went crazy with logic like that. Then I began my first public works project.

Sam: Oh yes, the Tower of Babel.

Nimrod: Buddy, you don't know what the ole public works project did for my Kingdom. That was the secret. I got all the people working on that tower. All our resources, all our effort to build a Tower to show God that we could take care of ourselves. It took years and years to build it, and I had a great time.

Sam: I bet. You had the usual harem I suppose, and slaves, and your every need met. Meanwhile, the people are working like slaves on your tower.

Nimrod: It's good to be the King. That project worked like a charm for years, ah yes...memories.

Sam: What happened to the tower King Nimrod?

Nimrod: I knew I couldn't get away with it forever, and finally God stepped in to end my little party. God confused the peoples speech. God did not approve of me using the people treasure on ridiculous public work projects.

Sam: You left quite a legacy King Nimrod. Thousands of years later, people who want to be Kings and Queens use the same tactics you did to become Royalty. Only we call them politicians, but they are Nimrods through and through.

Nimrod: It's good to be appreciated. You ever been King Sam? You ever had a harem? You're just jealous aren't you?

Sam: If you say so. Thank you King Nimrod for your enlightening comments. Nothing new under the sun.


Comments
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You would even have to agree, that Public Works projects like the Hoover Dam, or building Nuclear Power Plants, are far different than Nancy Pelosi's mouse, or sending nine hundred million to Hamas, or thousands of the other pork projects.

Don't lecture me on investing in my nation. I have invested plenty in my nation, me and millions like me, have paid plenty.Many have shed blood for this nation. My father and father in law, both invested plenty in this nation, and so has my son. We need no lectures from some wet-behind-the-ears, snot-nosed leftist.

Your pals are looting the future. And you lecture me on investing in my country?

And don't lecture me, you earth worshipper you, on energy development. It has been the goon squads, from your side, that has kept America from being energy independent. It has been your side that has stupidly stood in the way of nuclear power...your side that has been a thorn in the side of the oil companies. Your side has lied, maligned, plotted against, over-taxed, over-regulated the oil companies and tried like hell to drive out them of business. Spare me the soapbox routine on energy.

Just what is Obama's energy policy? Use less toliet paper!!!

If government, specifically liberal socialist goon government would get out of the way, everything you mentioned would get built. It would get built faster, at less cost. For some weird reason, your pathological love of government and its ability to waste money in almost every endeavour, has you by the nads. I wonder why?

Why are you so willing to follow after an ideology that has already pissed away 70+ trillion bucks? Brain fart?

-- Posted by sameldridge on Tue, Mar 10, 2009, at 4:12 AM

Sam don't want lectures,

Sam requires only lecturing,

First Amendment hurt.

-- Posted by billyjb on Tue, Mar 10, 2009, at 9:11 AM

Reading the forums here makes me sad. Too much name calling and lecturing, no discourse. Too much hypocracy by both sides. I really try to have faith that there really is a silent majority of people who think you are all way off base but watching this group of stereotypes go at it really makes that hard to believe. Too bad you all seem to subscribe to the Johnny Storm school of rhetoric..."Flame on!"

-- Posted by SWNebr Transplant on Tue, Mar 10, 2009, at 12:32 PM

But that is my point, regardless of past conversations, now all we have is endless name calling and finger pointing. You all weaken your arguments through these actions, and you end up at a point when you would chase away all reasonable dialogue. Sure I understand that forums like these aren't a hotbed of reasonable discussion, but can't a girl dream?

It IS ok for for Sam and G5 to make as many racial, stereotypical or prejudicial, or overtly xenophobic (although I don't recall reading and overtly xenophobic comments I trust you that there have been) comments as they like. Just as it is fine for you or jhat to make as many racial, stereotypical, prejudicial, or elitist comments at you like.

The problem with all of these comments is they make all of you seem closed minded and petty. If anyone really feels bullied by a blog in a small town newspaper on Nebraska, as the great Mr. T said, "I pity the fool." Perhaps most saddening to me is that you feel justified in and vindicated by handing out generalization as the preferred method of standing up for yourself so we enter this cycle where everyone wants the other to be the first to extend a hand.

-- Posted by SWNebr Transplant on Tue, Mar 10, 2009, at 1:56 PM

SWNebr,

Have I used any "racial, stereotypical, prejudicial, or elitist" comments?

Certainly some of my comments could be considered generalizations ("I've seen republicans do this", "conservatives tend to be that"), but not stereotypical.

And I don't think I've ever made racist remarks.

And as far as elitism. I think the liberal position is more tenable than the conservative one, and I express that. Is that elitism? I don't think I've made the claim that anyone is my intellectual inferior.

So please, if I have made comments that you find objectionable, please point them out to me (in a civilized manner), and we can discuss them. If I agree that I was being racist/stereotypical/elitist, I will certainly apologize. This goes for anybody, not just you SWNebr.

-- Posted by jhat on Tue, Mar 10, 2009, at 2:41 PM

jhat,

Mea Culpa, I don't know of any racist, stereotypical, prejudicial, or elitist comments you have used on this forum. I was merely trying to balance the equation and have seen you often disagree vehemently with sam and his supporters. I don't want to go through all the posts and take people's comments out of context to try to play "gotcha." My comments are really directed at anyone who reads or posts in forums like this.

However, I will say I have been guilty of all that I have cautioned against including making racial, stereotypical, prejudicial, elitist, and even xenophobic (I really hate Martians) comments and feel that if everyone were being honest with themselves they would find that they have as well. Although perhaps not and I am the only person of questionable moral fiber in the world.

-- Posted by SWNebr Transplant on Tue, Mar 10, 2009, at 2:54 PM

SWNebr,

Just so you don't misinterpret my meaning. I wasn't trying to call you out and say "PROVE that I have said those things!!!!". I'm not trying to make you play "gotcha".

I legitimately want to be told if I say something so objectionable. I try my hardest not to, but I'm sure it might slip through at some points. I want to be informed when I do (in a civilized manner), so that I can reevaluate and restate what I said, and issue an apology if necessary/appropriate.

-- Posted by jhat on Tue, Mar 10, 2009, at 3:12 PM

I don't think I (or anyone) called those types of remarks "the greatest evil".

And certainly, freedom of speech affords me the right to say anything that I want. However, I choose to remain civil, and not make those types of remarks, for a few reasons.

1) I do not like when other people say racist things, stereotypical remarks, etc. So I attempt to refrain from making those type of remarks. "Do unto others", as it were.

2) The point of posting in a forum such as this, is to share your ideas and have them seriously considered by others. My own personal experience has lead me to believe that others are significantly less likely to take me seriously if I make racist remarks or speak in hateful ways. And because I want to be taken seriously, I attempt to not make those remarks.

3)"It is not what enters into the mouth that defiles the man, but what proceeds out of the mouth, this defiles the man."

G5, I don't think anyone has attempted to take away your ability to say whatever you want. They may have requested you refrain from saying things, or even demanded that you don't say certain things. However, it is within their right of free speech to request/demand whatever they want. To my knowledge, no one has actually attempted to forcibly stop you from saying anything. No one has hacked your account, or made a request to the administrator to have your posts blocked.

And you are absolutely correct. Racism is not illegal. But that does not mean that it is not morally wrong.

-- Posted by jhat on Wed, Mar 11, 2009, at 12:08 AM

"Hypocrisy is an homage that vice renders to virtue."

François, Duc De La Rochefoucauld, Maximes, 1678

-- Posted by billyjb on Wed, Mar 11, 2009, at 11:22 PM

Sam, You have to know that folks like Guillermo are nothing more than seminar responders who are progammed what to say so you should not waste your valuable time on this drivel. You can see where they get their information (CBS - Dan Rather ilk and PBS - Bill Moyer ilk)

Being called liberal is not hate speech. I consider being called a conservative a compliment.

Just write your blogs and so we can enjoy the reading of your take on things. We can agree or disagree, your comments may apply to our lives or not but it is always interesting to read.

-- Posted by shaarhues on Thu, Mar 12, 2009, at 12:56 PM

G5,

Sorry to be so hung up on "politically correct taboo words", but when you call a Spaniard "genetically disadvantaged", use racist terms like "porch monkey", and consistently refer to Muslims as the "ones who wear the rags on their heads", people become offended, because you are not exhibiting what our society considers common decency towards others.

You have consistently stated that you don't believe in races, so I suppose you don't think you can be racist. I assure you, that is not the case.

Conservatism is to discourse as shotguns are to turkeys.

See, I can make obtuse analogies (with no explanation) that belittle your stance on political issues too.

(I don't actually believe that about conservatism, I'm just trying to make the point that making a pithy derogatory comment about a political stance doesn't make it wrong)

-- Posted by jhat on Thu, Mar 12, 2009, at 6:51 PM

G5,

I'm beginning to think that you do not read anything I post.

Firstly, I'm not sure how I have tried to 'bully' anyone into conforming to my beliefs. Unless by 'bully' you mean 'present a rational thought out argument for my positions by which I hope to convince people of their merit'.

Secondly, you continually bring up the same tired points about reification and race. Both of which I have responded to with facts and my opinions, and I still await your counter-responses. I am honestly tired of bringing up my responses only to have you bring up the same points over and over again without engaging me in my response.

And by your own definition of reification, you can't refer to 'liberals', as that is an abstraction with no power of it's own. And you have unknowingly given a GOOD example of reification. You cannot 'debate ideas'. As ideas are abstracts incapable of engaging in debate. You must debate PEOPLE on the subject of ideas.

You see? We use reification (your definition) in common speech all of the time. It is a fallacy of ambiguity, not a fallacy of deductive reasoning. Meaning that as long as we understand each other's MEANINGS, it is OK. I understand what you mean when you say "I will debate ideas". Just as you understand me when I say "society considers that racist". So the fallacy is moot.

Additionally, I'm not sure who you are referring to as my "resident troll", but I will assure you that I have no control over what other people say, and I don't intend to 'muzzle' anyone (nor would I wish to). Contrary to popular conservative beliefs, we don't have weekly meetings where we plot propaganda and the downfall of America.

And I do argue my ideas, but you were the one who was claiming that liberals are too sensitive to political correctness, I was simply presenting the counterpoint that most people in society would find some of the language you use to be unacceptable. Sorry if that was 'chastising' you. But in my opinion, you are drawing the line between arguing points and 'chastising' pretty thinly.

I'm sorry that you require preconditions that I cannot meet in order to actually have a civil discussion. However, I would point out that were I to request the same of you, you would be less able to meet them than myself.

I think a large difference between us is that you seem to think you are justified in making inflammatory, mean, and deragatory statements because the "other side" is doing it. While I strive my best to have a civil debate DESPITE the fact that the "other side" is being inflammatory and hateful. (Do unto others)

"You do not speak for all people and you have no monopoly on ethics and morals, especially Liberal ones."

I am aware that I don't speak for all people. I don't believe that I claimed I did. Are you referring to my assertion that most citizens would find some of your racist terminology offensive? I really don't think that it is an extraordinary claim that people are generally offended by calling other races genetically inferior or using the term 'porch monkey'.

-- Posted by jhat on Fri, Mar 13, 2009, at 1:32 AM

* I'd be angry as well if trash-culture breeders spawned something as angry and spiteful as yourself.

*What better way to monitor terrorists than in our own backyard?

*You can't tell me that Bristol's quote about abstinence wasn't HILARIOUS.

*It's too bad that a human rights group like ACLU would go around defending humans that don't have equal rights.

*It is unfortunate that the good people of Massachusetts would want a "bridge between his party's left-wing base and [...] free-market conservatives" (NY Times words, not mine) representing their state. Stupid folks electing character over sexual orientation.

*Don't be jealous that perverts and socialists can define something without asking jhat.

-- Posted by billyjb on Fri, Mar 13, 2009, at 11:02 AM

Seriously, G5. R-E-A-D.

You explicitly asked me to define race in the comments of Mike's latest blog post (Grand Obstructionist party), and I gave you TWO definitions, explained the difference, and where I think you are confused on the matter. It was a very long comment, so I will not repost it here. It is still posted where you asked your question, go read it.

You keep railing about NAMBLA. Are you living in the 90's? NAMBLA's "headquarters" consists of a PO Box in San Francisco. They no longer have national meetings, and the organization has even discouraged the creation of local chapters. Are they really the big threat we need to worry about? In a free society, there are always going to be groups of people with fringe views. Why are you taking a practically defunct one of these groups so seriously?

And before you chastise the ACLU, read up on the case in which they defended NAMBLA. A man (not a member of NAMBLA) raped and murdered a child. A wrongful death lawsuit was brought against NAMBLA soley because the murderer VISITED the NAMBLA website. The ACLU defended their right to freedom of speech.

Think of this from your perspective. If a man murdered a Muslim, and someone brought a lawsuit against YOU because the man read some of your hateful comments against Muslims, wouldn't you want someone to step up and defend your 1st amendment rights? And make the case that you are not responsible for HIS actions just because he visited a website where you write?

And you are certainly entitled to your opinion of homosexuals. Just as I am entitled to call your opinion narrow-minded and hateful.

-- Posted by jhat on Fri, Mar 13, 2009, at 11:12 AM


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