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The Doobie Jones

Posted Saturday, February 21, 2009, at 6:02 PM

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For some time, I have suspected that liberals are to tightly wrapped, angry, upset at the world. There has been some thought floating around that the problem with liberals is a pretty simple one.

I call it the Doobie Jones.

We conservatives have taken the liberals pot away from them and it totally ticked off an entire generation. Remember that the next time you see some PETA members in California chaining themselves to a Kentucky Fried Chicken, screaming, "stop murdering chickens!" If we would just give back their pot, they'd go home, eat chickens and watch Law and Order. They won't bother anybody.

PETA has the Doobie Jones.

College Professors suffering from the Doobie Jones have really been PO'd. So instead of smoking pot and talking with the kids about the internal oneness and totality of the latest Pink Floyd album, they are telling the kids about how terrible America is, and the wonders of Socialism. Give 'em back their pot. A small price to pay to have them mellow out.

Back in the sixties, the liberals smoked pot and went to anti-war protest. Hey, we can handle that. Anti-war protest will do much less damage to the USA than the Obama Economic Program.

The way the environmentalists figure it, we took away their pot, so they are going to take away our oil. How do you like that?! Give that tree hugger his pot back! He's got the Doobie Jones. He'll go home and work in his garden and leave us the hell alone, if we'll just give him his pot back.

This is one area that I agree with President Obama. He has come out several times for the repeal of the harsh pot laws. I really think once the libs get their refer back, they may actually chill out, and quit causing trouble for everybody. They are mad. The Doobie Jones is driving them to deeper and deeper radical liberalism.

Think about it. Lawyers might me nicer. The militant feminists may actually start to like men again. They got the Doobie Jones. The ACLU may start to defend real American values again, if we will just give them their pot back. The Atheists may stop the war against Nativity Scenes, if we'll just let them have their pot back.

AND folks, we have got to give Hollywood back it's pot. My goodness they have been mad. If we give them their pot back, we may get movies like Lawrence of Arabia or The Sting again.

It's just the Doobie Jones.


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I agree, Obama should demand that congress pass the Potulus Bill!! Legal weed for all those hardcore medicare hippies. We need the libs to mellow out, they're tearing the country apart, and WHY, 'cause they want POT!!!

-- Posted by marcus elvis erogenous on Sat, Feb 21, 2009, at 6:16 PM

Yeah-besides when was the last time you heard someone getting "high" and crossing a yellow line and killing a car full of innocent people.

However, "alcohol" -which is legal-....sure we all know that story...

-- Posted by beetlebones on Sat, Feb 21, 2009, at 11:55 PM

A drunk driver will run right through a stop sign. A driver that has been smoking pot will stop at the stop sign.......and wait for it to turn green!!

-- Posted by marcus elvis erogenous on Sun, Feb 22, 2009, at 9:03 AM

Thank you!!!

Mine thing is there is a lot more things out there that are killing people, perscription drugs, alcohol, street drugs, parents not giving a crud about their kids, ect. Why waste time on "doobie smokers" whose goal is to smoke, laugh, watch movies, and munch!!

-- Posted by beetlebones on Sun, Feb 22, 2009, at 11:48 AM

To clear things up for me I never want to give the impression that I am okay with teachers pushing drugs on kids or any adult pushing it on anyone. Or doctors ect. ect.-as I have four children myself- but for me I am not pushing it and never would' it just seems that there are many more things going on more seroius-like kids bringing weapons to school, I could go on and on about all the other things. And as far as the religion end-must it always come down to my God-your God. - in agrreeance with Giullermo

-- Posted by beetlebones on Sun, Feb 22, 2009, at 2:20 PM

If the Feds legalized pot the same way alcohol is legal, they would be rolling in dough!! Marijuana is no more a "gateway drug" than alcohol is. The only reason people tend to graduate from pot to harder drugs is the folks selling it to them. If you bought marijuana at a legal outlet, they aren't going to try to get you hooked on harder drugs. I used marijuana in the '70's, like a lot of people my age. I no longer use it and wouldn't think of starting again unless I had some medical need for it. There ARE medical uses for pot but many states are so dead set against ANY use of it that they turn a blind eye to the advantages of it's use medically. One of my uncles had lung cancer and was having chemo-therapy for it. It caused a lot of problems for him. He could barely hold any food down at all. A friend of his got him to try marijuana to ease the nausea. Before long, he was eating like a horse. He probably would have died a lot sooner than he did just from the adverse effects of the Chemo treatments.

-- Posted by marcus elvis erogenous on Sun, Feb 22, 2009, at 4:07 PM

I don't necessarily agree that marijuana is a gateway drug on it's own (though I think it becomes one BECAUSE it is illegal). But for a moment, let's say I do think that it is a chemically addictive and damaging drug that always leads to harder drug abuse.

I would still say that the government has no right to tell me what I can or cannot put in my body. Especially when it is a plant that grows naturally on the planet and requires no processing for me to use it.

The fact is, it's no more dangerous or addictive than alcohol. Now, if you think alcohol should be outlawed, I would recommend that you look at what happened during prohibition. Illegal alcohol smuggling. Increased crime and violence. Increased incarceration rate. It almost looks exactly like what's happening because of the illegality of drugs today.

-- Posted by jhat on Mon, Feb 23, 2009, at 1:03 AM

I think you all may have overlooked Marcus's point about the "delivery system". Because pot is illegal, the systems to deliver the pot become the same as deliver other drugs.

My dad told me one time, that pot was illegal instead of alcohol because no-one could figure out how to legalize pot, and still make the Kennedy's rich.

There used to be a Boys Home in Oberlin. I would occasionally hire boys from the Youth Ranch to help me with chores. One boy, was sixteen, and was at the Youth Ranch because his momma found two joints in clothes dresser.

Two joints. You should have seen what drugs they gave this boy every morning under a prescription. Enough to tranquilize a horse. I know I am not a Doctor, but keeping a kid stoned under legal drugs doesn't seem like so much a better thing to do, then to let him smoke his joints. And this kid was a good kid, you just had to work him awhile, to get him out from under the influence of all the "legal" drugs he had in his system.

I agree with Jhat and others that pot is a natural substance, unlike booze, and slapping people in jail for pot charges is silly and expensive.

-- Posted by sameldridge on Mon, Feb 23, 2009, at 11:25 AM

G5, you and Marcus are big Winston Churchill fans. Did you realize that England gave Pres. Bush a statue of Churchill for the White House, right after the 911 attacks?

I heard that Obama does not want it, (there is a shock), and is going to send it back to England. No chit, this is what I heard. I suppose Obama might keep a statue of Neville Chamberlain or Darwin, but certainly not Churchill!

I appreciate you folks reading and commenting.

Pay no attention to those who cry that our conversations get heavy, or hard. Who is afraid of a little heartfelt give and take anyways?

I have always been kind of a fight like hell, and lets go have a few beers kind of guy. I see nothing wrong with that.

I like all you guys/gals, even you Guillermo.

Remember the line from Full Metal Jacket? "Private Joker is silly and ignorant, but he's got guts, and guts is enough."

-- Posted by sameldridge on Mon, Feb 23, 2009, at 11:40 AM

I dont use alcohol or marijuana, so it I could care less if they were both illegal. But this discusion does leave me with some questions to think about.

If marijuana is not addictive, why do people end up in prison over its use? In the state of Nebraska you have to be caught more than once to go to prison over it, yet it is so important to these people that they will take that chance. Thats not a chance that a normal rational person would take.

I believe that marijuana is no worse than alcohol. Should we make alcohol illegal?

I dont know the statistic concerning marijuana use, its been my experience that statistics cant be trusted anyway, I can get on line and find statistical data to support absolutely any point of view. Would the use of marijuana change if it were legal? For the better or for the worse??

If it were legalized, would the government in its infinite wisdom tax it to the point that it would still be used illegally because it is cheaper to get it illegally than to pay the tax on it?

I have seen some casual marijuana users that use and have absolutely no problem with it, the same statement applies to alcohol users. I have also seen alot of heavy users of both marijuana and alcohol that are a complete waste of space, useless in every way imaginable. To me, this suggests addiction. Its funny that the world cannot enjoy anything, because some dumb%$$# will over enjoy and mess it up for everyone.

-- Posted by seentoomuch on Mon, Feb 23, 2009, at 2:21 PM

G5,

I think we can actually agree on something! Drugs and alcohol should be completely legal for adults. It is our responsibility what we chose to put in our body, not the governments (that's the libertarian in me talking).

Unfortunately, I cannot disagree with you more pertaining to your views on Muslims. Obviously, violent and extreme interpretations of Islam lead to horrible things; beheadings, terrorism, etc. Just like violent and extreme interpretations of Christianity can lead to horrible things; KKK lynchings, inquisition, etc.

I know (and am friends with) many Muslims. They are all good, honest, and decent people, who find the terrorist acts of Islamic extremists appalling and heinous. They represent the vast majority of Muslims in the US. And your characterization that they are all laying in wait to "cut our throats" is ignorant and offensive.

Think about this. Islam is approximately 600 years younger than Christianity. Where was Christianity about 600 years ago (1400's)? The Spanish Inquisition was occurring. Christian's tortured and burned people at the stake.

Now, I know what you'll say. "They weren't 'real' Christians. They weren't following Jesus' message of peace and love!" True enough, but moderate Muslims say the same things about the Islamic extremists. They claim that the terrorists are misinterpreting and twisting their religion.

Now, do not mistake what I have just said as an excuse for radical Islamic extremists. What they do is deplorable, just like the inquisition. And the fact that it is a younger religion that is going through a radical period in parts of the world is not an excuse of any kind for terrorism. However, there is also no excuse to label all Muslims violent extremists hellbent on the destruction of the free world

-- Posted by jhat on Mon, Feb 23, 2009, at 8:39 PM

I have been able to tolerate G5's ranting and raving up to this point and have been able to laugh as he labels people Marxist, socialist, reprobates etc. etc., but when he started showing his racist side by calling people ragheads, towelheads, and Islam a "trash religion", his views have gone from laughable to really, really sad. Sad because here is a man that has no concept of reality. The world has changed all around him but he is still stuck in the era of the 1940's and 1950's when white men dominated all levels of society and government. The world that he knew as a young man and through his middle age is crumbling all around him and he does not know how to deal with these changes so he lashes out with hatred, racism, homophobia, and anger. I have also noticed that he likes to make subtle threats about taking up arms against the reprobates of the world.

I have some friends that are Muslim and they are some of the best people, and yes G5..Americans, you could ever imagine. They are educated, tolerant, peaceful and are first class citizens of this country. If any person was to make threats against them in my presence I would be the first to defend them against the type of ignorance displayed by G5.

I'm sorry G5...rant all you want about Marxism, socialism and anything else you want but keep your racism and ignorance to youself. This type of trash does not belong in public forums or for that matter anywhere else in our country.

After witnessing this type of hatred I feel so fortunate that my two boys have friends from all different races and religions. The boys and their friends judge people not by the "color of their skin but by the contend of their character." This is the America of our future, not the sad, lonely, reactionary world of G5.

-- Posted by Kurt on Tue, Feb 24, 2009, at 12:14 AM

it's the ole moral equivalency ploy.

-- Posted by sameldridge on Tue, Feb 24, 2009, at 1:15 AM

G5,

"Even if 5% of the Muslims are militant terrorist sympathizers, then they outnumber us."

Please explain this statistic to me. I am not sure what you are referring to. There are more Christians worldwide (~2.1 billion) than Muslims (1.5 Billion). So I don't understand how 5% of them outnumber us.

If you're talking about just the US. Muslims make up about 1% of the population, while Christians make up about 80%.

I'm just trying to understand what you are talking about with the statistic.

And yes, possibly some Muslims celebrated 9/11. But many more American Muslims were outraged and saddened at the events that unfolded that day. Not just because their country was attacked, but because they knew their own countrymen would now turn against them, despite the fact that they had nothing to do with it.

Even abroad the actions were lamented. I remember footage of Iranians praying in the street for the victims and their families. (I'm not trying to paint Iran as a "nice" country, just pointing out that even they sent their condolences for our loss.)

Certainly some Muslims were happy about the events. I simply think it is dishonest and dangerous to characterize that perspective as typically Muslim (especially when considering American muslims). There is not a "muslim problem" there is a "terrorist problem". This was exactly the point I was trying to show by brining up the Spanish inquisition. I would not characterize the inquisition as a "Christian Problem", but a problem of control and racism. (additionally, the inquisition occured in the Catholic church BEFORE the protestant reformation, when Christianity was still primarily one church (excluding the orthodox churches)).

For the record, as a non-religious person, I find both Christianity and Islam to be equally bizarre religions that have both caused suffering and pain in the world. (and I know that I will probably be killed in the comments for this). My point is that we are at a point where the Muslim population is infected with a strain of violent extremism. Christianity was afflicted by the same ailment at many points in history. I am only suggesting that we not characterize muslims in general as american-hating extremists, but realize that there is a huge moderate Muslim community who does not want to see the west burnt to the ground. And that we realize that even Christianity had dark times in history. And that these dark times were not indicitave of all christian beliefs.

I am sorry if I misconstrued what you said as including "all" Muslims. It sounded to me like you were accusing American Muslims of "guile" and laying in wait to "cut our throats". I find that offensive on the basis that I know many muslim americans who are good people, and love their country very deeply. It seemed to me that you were so angry at the terrorists, that you were painting muslims with one large brush.

How do I know most of them are like this? Because if they weren't, we would have much bigger problems on our hands. 360 million people in america X 1% muslim population = 3.6 million muslims. If even HALF of them (1.3 million) were anti-american extremeists, we would have MUCH bigger problems than 9/11 on our hands.

I am aware that you could call me guilty of characterizing christians in a similar all-inclusive manner. Especially when I complain about them pusing intelligent design in schools, or an anti-homosexual agenda. I think I tend to stick up for muslims more because I feel that they are being discriminated against in America, whereas Christians constitute the majority. As a fellow minority (atheist) who is discriminated against in the US on the basis of their beliefs (or non-beliefs), I feel a certain sympathy for american muslims.

And I appreciate the Churchill quote. But we cannot declare that Islam itself is violent and extreme. So to take his analogy further, the fire brigade must be able to tell the difference between an arsonist and the man who uses fire to cook his meals and heat his home.

-- Posted by jhat on Tue, Feb 24, 2009, at 11:03 PM

I think my point is just that I want people to realize we are fighting a "War on Terror", not a war on Muslims. And it is rhetoric like yours (G5), that helps convince people that we are fighting a war against the entirety of the Muslim world, instead of just an extremist wing of their religion.

-- Posted by jhat on Wed, Feb 25, 2009, at 6:37 AM

DubYah kept the U.S. safe from terrorist attacks.

Hundreds of thousands of seaborne containers come into U.S. ports every year, without inspection and without controls.

I can't take mouthwash or toothpaste on a plane. Guns, bomb components, knives and explosives are carried aboard airliners by "test inspectors" -- right through all the cosmetic security.

But under Bush, that information was blacked out.

Any registered merchant ship can move into any U.S. port at any time, under any flag.

Someday one could arrive, detonate an explosion and disperse toxic gas or microbes or radiation.

Nothing has been done since 9/11 to prevent the real dangers of terrorism.

So stand in line, remove your shoes, dump your nail clippers and deodorant spray and relax.

Last year at the major airport I use, a man walked across the field, across two runways, across several taxiways and aprons, climbed into the pilots seat of a jet liner and was quite happy until the flight crew came aboard and found him.

The captains insisted that airplane be taken away and inspected minutely and he wanted a different plane.

-- Posted by bigsurmac on Thu, Feb 26, 2009, at 4:46 PM

Bill Clinton committed treason many times. The Chinese today have advanced Nuclear capabilities thanks to campaign cash for Bill Clinton.

We will we Americans realize that liberals think we are lower than whale dung. They absolutely have no respect for the American voter whatsoever.

Example: Obama spending our grandkids' money, and then holding a fiscal responsibility summit. It is incredible.

-- Posted by sameldridge on Thu, Feb 26, 2009, at 7:02 PM

G5,

I completely agree with what jhat said. Your view on muslims is embarrasing. Have you ever met a muslim in your life? Have they suicide bombed you? No.

You are stereotyping in the worst way. People are people, no matter what they believe. Your God cares about the muslims just as much as he cares about you.

And contrary to popular belief, Christiany has a longer history of violence than islam. In the first three crusades in which the muslims captured jerusalem they let the christians living in the city out freely. They even let them make trips to worship. Do you know what the christians did everytime they concurred? They raped and pillaged everyone inside. That is the undeniable truth. You will find that in any history book throughout the world.

-- Posted by mccookreader on Thu, Feb 26, 2009, at 8:00 PM

G5, I appreciate you standing for what is right. McCook Reader and the others are really brilliant examples of how well the public indoctrination systems have worked.

I suppose they will finally see the light when some Islamic Nazi has a dull knife to their neck, and starts to saw their head off with it.

-- Posted by sameldridge on Thu, Feb 26, 2009, at 9:02 PM

So Here we get one wingnut claiming dubya has kept us safe, and a bit further on we get another of the Alcoa headgear brigade wetting its depends about some imagined terrist that has managed to sneak in, dull knife and all, past all that security dubya flung up.The resolution of that contradiction ought to be interesting to see.

-- Posted by davis_x_machina on Mon, Mar 9, 2009, at 12:54 PM


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